any high-ups in the Bush administration are reading, here's a public
domain speech to the Chinese that the President could deliver. It's
tailored to his speaking style: …insert
your own generic intro speaker, "thank you", and "nice
to be here" welcome here..
is with a sincere heart that I send condolences to the widowed wife
and orphaned child of Wang Wei, the Chinese fighter pilot presumed
lost in the South China Sea. As commander in chief, I have ordered
our naval vessels in the area to assist in the search for the missing
loss of life in an avoidable accident is a regrettable tragedy,
and we are glad that our servicemen and women managed to land safely.
In order to avoid the foolish confrontations that needlessly endanger
the military personnel of both the United States and China, I am
hereby suspending all reconnaissance flights in the South China
we do not have access to our flight recordings, equipment, or people
to understand how this accident may have taken place, I apologize
for the intrusion of our plane and personnel in Sovereign Chinese
territory. I am grateful for the patience and understanding shown
by the Chinese people in the aftermath of this accident, and ask
for the quick and safe return of the Americans who made an emergency
United States and China have become two of the largest two trading
partners on the planet. Our cultures, peoples, and mutual prosperity
are inextricable linked in this ever shrinking world. Even as The
United States and China have come to rely on each other more, two
schools of thought have recently emerged in government circles.
is the Zero-Sum School that thinks one nation can only prosper at
the expense of others. The Zero-Sum School thinks that there are
a limited number of jobs, and puts up tariffs to "protect"
jobs from competition. The Zero-Sum School is interested in "Benevolent
Global Hegemony" as some in our former administration put it.
This is the school of arrogance and pride.
other school is a Humble School. It believes that people in other
countries can innovate, create, and build, and by trading, the citizens
of all countries are better off. The Humble School believes that
one nation should not, indeed can not, dictate the terms of trade,
war, peace, and truth to the rest of the world. I follow the second
train of thought.
Humble School puts American interests first, but it does not do
this by seeking to make others last. The Humble School is peaceful,
because it knows that governments should only protect the rights
and freedoms of their citizens, never force u2018freedom' on others
at the end of a gun. The Humble School stands for friendship, peace,
a sign of friendship, I ask the help of the Chinese in repairing
our plane in order to allow our crew a safe and expeditious journey
thank you, platitudes, cue applause, etc. here….
so that went off into a foreign policy manifesto. Still, was the
apology so hard? Instead of a reasonable apology to justified anger
over a lost pilot and our spying, our leaders fume and posture like
four year olds on a playground. "Say you're sorry!" "No,
you!" All this while twenty-four Americans are locked up, and
a few words of sincere contrition could bring them home. A Chinese
widow and orphan mourn, and pompous Admiral Blair yammers "It's
pretty obvious who bumped into who."