Bill-Monica Recordings presents

Email Print

Popular Musical Melodies for Your “Clintonista Going Away Party”!

Bill-Monica Recordings has hundreds of musical melody selections specially chosen from Billboard Pop Charts songs dating from the 1930’s — 1980’s. Impress your friends with your style and taste as you entertain them with songs chosen from our (over 300) recordings. Samples are:

In the mood — Good thing Monica was, because Hillary wasn’t.

Little brown jug(s) — Said Bill, about Monica’s tan…

I’ll take Manhattan — Citing Monica’s job prospects at the UN.

Tears on my pillow — Poor Monica.

Get ready — So said Bill!

Great balls of fire — No explanation needed.

Daddy’s home — He sure was!

Oh what a night — Approximately 37 of them, according to the Starr Report.

I saw her standing there — She was 21 and innocent, and that’s all he needed to know.

Waiting to exhale — Come up for air Monica!

Thank heaven for little girls — No explanation needed again.

Love shack — The oval office.

I Am A Rock — Monica, I hate to brag, but…

Mama Told Me (Not To Come) — He should’ve listened to Momma…

The Lion Sleeps Tonight — Because Hillary’s home.

I’ll always love you — Sure you will, Billy!

All I ask of you — Is a little nookie, my little humidor.

The wedding song — Trust me, I’ll marry you Monica. When I’m out in California, you know, working for Dreamworks, I’ll send for you…Really!

Since I don’t have you — I’ll just keep the stained dress, Bill.

All the way — Our relations have to stop before they get to the point where they can legally be defined as sexual, Monica…

The lady is a tramp — Don’t listen to them Monica, you’re doing the right thing honey.

Since I fell for you — I haven’t been with anyone else…really Monica…trust me.

Stop in the name of love — I CAN’T get to that point Monica; it could be dangerous. I might leave stains on your dress that can be traced back to my DNA.

I feel good — Even when I’m on the phone talking to Dick Morris.

I heard it through the grapevine — Dedicated to Linda Tripp.

The way you look tonight — I just can’t contain myself…Yasir can wait.

The lion sleeps tonight — But when Monica stops by on Easter Sunday, he will roar!

Since I fell for you — Guys like Yasir Arafat aren’t that important to me anymore…

Same old song — But Bill, we did this the last 36 times. Can’t we reverse the procedure?

I just called to say I love you — I actually wanted to appeal to your tender, young naivete.

Ain’t too proud to beg — Please Monica, it’s been a long time…almost a week.

Respect — But I do respect your intelligence factor, honey.

(All selections are ASCAP unless otherwise noted.)

Karen De Coster is a politically incorrect CPA, and an MA student in economics at Walsh College in Michigan.

Email Print