Recently, National Review Online ran an editorial
from a Kent Lassman. Mr. Lassman contends that president-elect
Bush would do well to emulate Abraham Lincoln in order “to heal
the wounds of a bitterly divided nation.”
Now, this got me thinking. What sort of Lincoln-like measures
could Dubya put in place to help “heal the wounds” of our nation?
I decided to list a few. I’ve taken some liberties here, in that
a couple of the items in question parallel something Lincoln’s
Republican successors put in place. But given all that Lincoln
had already done on the “wound healing” front, no doubt he would
Anyway, Governor Bush, here are a few items I think would place
you solidly in the tradition of your GOP forefathers:
Suspend habeas corpus and jail prominent Gore supporters.
If Jesse Jackson is rotting in a jail cell with no hope for
a trial, how’s he going to keep up his ridiculous agitation?
Lincoln managed to squirrel away about 20,000 trouble makers
Shut down The NY Times, The Washington Post,
and other papers that supported Gore. Lincoln shut over three
hundred opposition papers. Hey, once those Dem mouthpieces are
closed down, who is left to complain?
It would be a clever idea to threaten to arrest the Supreme
Court justices who voted against you on December 12th. After
Lincoln did this with Chief Justice Taney, he had far fewer
problems with pesky judges.
Try blockading the ports of New York and Los Angeles. That will
teach them the error of their voting ways, and help to reconcile
them to lasting GOP rule.
Carve new states, more likely to vote Republican, out of states
that went to Gore. Taking an example from Lincoln’s extra-Constitutional
creation of West Virginia out of Virginia, Bush should immediately
create the new states of North New York (be careful to leave
out Buffalo!), West Washington, and Rural Pennsylvania. Six
new GOP senators and a batch of guaranteed electoral votes for
Why not have Colin Powell undertake a little “march” through
some Gore territory, with maybe a little burnin’ and lootin’
along the way?
For the 2002 elections, taking a tip from the election of 1864,
it would be a good idea to flood the polling places of states
that might go Democratic with military personnel instructed
to vote Republican. Since, of course, Dubya’s not running in
Once you’ve got the opposition on the run, how about amending
the Constitution? Make it an act of treason to have publicly
supported for Gore, and forbid anyone who did so from holding
public office – see Amendment 14 for tips on how to write
this up. That should thin the ranks of potential Democratic
candidates for 2004!
In case any of the pro-Gore states are still acting
up, military occupation should do the trick! After a dozen or
so years, they should have healed sufficiently that you can
pull the troops out.
Callahan is a regular contributor to mises.org.