Burton S. Blumert: Archives
Flying the Regulated Skies Coffee or tea in your agony?
I Hate Doctors Burt Blumert on health care.
Bam, Whack, Pow Burt Blumert on the anti-boxing bozos.
The War Between the Sexes Why do men always lose?
Burt Blumert’s Life A newly discovered autobiographical essay.
The Future of LRC A report from Burt Blumert.
Take the Blumert Test How do you score as a danger to liberty?
Beware the Chartist Always, but especially now. A classic from Burt Blumert.
Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians LOL with Burt Blumert.
Teaching Through Satire Lew Rockwell on LRC’s very funny libertarian publisher.
Thanks a Lot, Ron Paul You’ve turned my home into a campaign headquarters, says Burton S. Blumert.
Old Media Crater, LRC Soars So we’re going broke, says Burton S. Blumert.
Our ‘Ron Paul Problem’ Burton S. Blumert on the uncertain future of LewRockwell.com.
Wish You’d Been There? Attend the LRC conference virtually, says Burton S. Blumert.
Can’t Attend Our LRC Health and Wealth Conference? Have I got a deal for you, says Burton S. Blumert.
‘The Queen’ Burton S. Blumert goes to the movies.
Blumert the Suicide Bomber What happened to Burton S. Blumert when he followed an editorial suggestion.
Shanghai and Mao June Morrall and Burton S. Blumert on a personal journey, and one of the great monsters of history.
Steroids, Schmeroids No asterisks for Barry Bonds, please, says Burton S. Blumert.
Burt Goes to the Movies And wants to exchange the multi-mega-plex for a palace.
An Answer to Old Age Burton S. Blumert on Shangra-La, a Star Trek planet, and an ice floe.
Welcome to the Wretched Skies Say the magic "woid" and go to jail.
Beware the Call From the Sheriff’s Department Burton S. Blumert on dangerous phones.
The Annual Physical and Other Scams Burton S. Blumert still hates doctors.
Got an Unmentionable Problem? The TV hucksters have all the answers, says Burton S. Blumert.
How Many Drachma Do I Get for a Reagan? Burton S. Blumert on monetary affairs after the emperor’s passing.
Of Course, I Still Hate Giuliani But now I’m not alone, says Burton S. Blumert.
Maintaining Your Sanity When gold drops $45 per ounce.
Under Pressure, Blumert Produces Military Records But he denies that those internet photos are real.
The Mortality of Baseball Players Even Barry Bonds.
Eavesdropping at the ADL What Burton S. Blumert overheard.
Leapin’ Lizards No wonder Burton S. Blumert is discombobulated.
The Risks You Run If You Own Gold And the dangers you face if you don’t.
Confessions of a Gold Pusher Burton S. Blumert understands the plight of the poor cigarette companies.
Beware the Chartist He brings you false science, says Burton S. Blumert.
It’s November in California Whatever that means.
Blumert Gets Tattooed And all because of a reunion.
The Power of $8 Defying Blumert’s 7th Law.
Life Before Gilligan’s Island Never again will Burton S. Blumert try to pass for one of them, a kid raised on tv instead of radio and comic books.
Reminiscences of Murray Burton S. Blumert remembers Rothbard (from the LRC blog).
My Memo From Rockwell Burton S. Blumert prepares to report on SARS.
The Hardly Noticed Rally Burton S. Blumert on the gold market.
If You Want To Make God Laugh Tell Him your investment plans, says Burton S. Blumert.
u2018Why in Heaven's Name Isn't Gold Moving Higher?' Burt’s Gold Page.
Laughing on the Way to the Gallows And the poor house.
Listening to Myself Burton S. Blumert on gold.
What Happened? To the gold rally.
The Gold Market and You Advice from Burton S. Blumert.
They’re Out To Get Me Burton S. Blumert is in trouble now.
Bagels and Gas Masks Surviving in New York City, in style.
Blumert Intercepts Government Memo From the White House to the Fed. Report by Burton S. Blumert.
From Mine to Mint Burton S. Blumert on errors.
Who Says Jews and Arabs Can’t Get Along? But Burton S. Blumert worries now about his Palestinians.
Booed By a Bookstore Burton S. Blumert is attacked by a libertarian warmonger.
Giving Vermin a Bad Name Burton S. Blumert on Bill Bennett.
The King Doesn’t Like Gold Never has, never will, says Burton S. Blumert – unlike Mr. Chang.
Keep That Knife Away From My Chest And other observations on and to doctors, from Burton S. Blumert.
Nozick, Rothbard, and Me at the WTC Burton S. Blumert on the high-rise evening that almost wrecked CLS.
I Still Hate Doctors And now they hate me, says Burton S. Blumert.
Take the Blumert Test Find out if you are a threat to liberty.
Germs and Movies For guidance in the age of anthrax, Burton S. Blumert turns to Hollywood.
Let Them Eat Bagels The War Street Journal gets it wrong again.
I Hate Rudy Giuliani Thank goodness the little dictator’s days are numbered, says Burton S. Blumert.
Sheik for a Week Burt Blumert goes undercover for LRC as a racism investigator.
Back to the Friendly Skies Burt Blumert on federalized flying.
The Anniversary of a Crime Nixon repudiated the last vestiges of honest money 30 years ago, says Burton S. Blumert.
Another Angry Pressure Group This time over the DC cops and Chandra.
Were the Interns Spies? Burton S. Blumert on the kind of girls his Jewish mother did not have in mind.
The Unforgiveable Sin It’s not loving the rotten media, and Barry Bonds – genuine baseball hero – has committed it.
World War II and Other Glorious Events Finally, the Good War has a theme park.
Hello, PG&E – Are You There? A report from the front lines of the energy war, from Burt Blumert.
You Can Sell Anything If the Price Is Right Including murderous, military hardware, says Burt Blumert.
Chinese Restaurants and the Old South Only Burt Blumert could link the two.
Monster Time for LewRockwell.com! Burton S. Blumert on the fallout from Lew’s China article.
Technology’s Greatest Triumph It’s the TV remote control, says Burt Blumert.
Doer’s Profile Burt Blumert answers the question, "What is Lew Rockwell really like?"
‘Buy When the Blood Is Running in the Streets’ Unless it’s your blood, says Burt Blumert.
I Hate Bed & Breakfasts Yet termites forced me to endure one.
The Circus Tent on My House When our front door disintegrated upon a neighbor’s slight knock, says Burt Blumert, it was evident we had a termite problem.
Close Encounter Burt Blumert investigates San Francisco’s tax-paid "sex-change" operations.
RIP, Rev. ‘Rush’ Burton S. Blumert remembers his great friend, the Rev. R.J. Rushdoony.
Burt vs. the Barber Tony becomes Antonino, and Burt Blumert is in the market for a home haircut kit.
I Hate Doctors Why are we supposed to feel sorry for this government-protected profession? Burt Blumert wants to know.
How the Election Stands A report from Washington, DC – in December 2003 – by Burt Blumert.
The US Political System in Crisis How sweet it is, says Burt Blumert.
Gold and the New Yorker Magazine The establishment still hates gold, but hates the gold bug even more.
The War Between the Sexes And why men always lose.
Life in the Swamp Tales of a Buchanan delegate, by Burton S. Blumert.
Coffee or Tea in Your Agony? Burt Blumert on travel in the egalitarian age.
Third-Partyitis Burt Blumert gets that old feeling.
If I Don’t Show Up At My Office Tomorrow Morning, You’ll Know They Got Me Burt Blumert on real political correctness.
Bam! Whack! Pow! Keep your liberal hands off boxing, says Burton S. Blumert. We like it as it is: transparently corrupt.
In Defense of Y2K Extremists Burton S. Blumert on the recent debacle, and who should really hang their heads in shame.
Burt Blumert Is Mad as Hell And he can’t take the libeling of Pat Buchanan any more.